I am spending my child support on dildos
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
