Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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