Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
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My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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