my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
