Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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