I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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