This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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