I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
why is half of my head shaved?
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