Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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