How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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