I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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