? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
operation harelip BJ is a go
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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