as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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