my vag is so smooth its legendary
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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