I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
send nudes
from the living room?
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