I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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