the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I don't deserve a penis
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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