Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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