i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
The ass gains better be worth it
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