This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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