He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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