We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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