i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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