goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I have post one night stand depression
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