I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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