question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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