There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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