Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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