we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.