? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.