Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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