what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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