Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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