your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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