Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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