yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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