Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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