Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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