I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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