guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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