He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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