i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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