But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
she smelled like a LAN party
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You're a waste of cheezeits
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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