You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
