i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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