Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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