If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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