I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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