if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Acid is not a monday night drug
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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