Christians are straight up FREAKS
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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