apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
