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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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