If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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