Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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