Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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