He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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